morning blues

The alarm clock played tricks on me this morning -it refused to ring at the stipulated time!

Luckily for my biological clock, I was awoken at exactly 7a.m. - the time for me to drive Imran to school.
I rushed to his room, and found him fumbling with his school uniform. He was slightly late too since I didn't wake him up.

We 'flew' downstairs, Imran gulped down his drink and vitamins, and I was already at the porch in my pyjamas to start the car.

Needless to say, I was racing at an F2 speed to make sure Imran will not be caught late, 10 minutes from Mutiara Damansara to Taman Tun Dr. Ismail!

I had to make a U-turn infront of his school when the traffic light decided to impose more obstacles on us, it allowed 2 cars to pass through each time before it turned red! We waited a few rounds of changing traffic lights when we finally were behind this one car. When the light turned to the highly anticipated green, it didn't move!

Imran: Ma, horn kuat2 kat cikgu tu, mimpi lagi ke dia????

Mama: When I was in school (way back when at Sek.Keb.Parit Jawa!), my teachers cycled to school, yet we had so much respect for them, we even waited for them to arrive and helped carry their books and lunch boxes! You, my son, asked me to horn (kuat2) at your teacher!

The car infront finally moved just before the light turned red yet again and we had to wait for the next turn.
Imran was late!
Damn the traffic light!!
Damn the alarm clock!!!
Damn.........

keluhan rakyat

Kumar came to my house to tend to my garden with a sombre face.

He told me that he has not been eating and sleeping for the past one week.

mama: Aiyo Kumar, why lar, got one week CNY holiday break, you cannot eat and sleep!!!

Kumar said he lost his lorry again, the second one in 2 months.

mama: You tadda report polis?

Kumar: Adda, itu polis cakap saya punya lori gerenti sudah sampai FELDA. Sana ada banyak lori curi!

Kumar asked the policeman, if they knew there are stolen lorries there why don't they go and investigate.

Kumar: Itu polis cakap, kalau diorang pegi tangkap pencuri masuk lokap, silap hari polis pulak kena salah!

Kakak tau itu Kug*n punya kes kah? Saya banyak suka dia mati, ada sikit kurang kes kreta curi! Skarang sudah terbalik, jahat punya orang jadi hero, banyak mentri pegi dia punya rumah kasi support!

mama: mana you tau dia jahat punya orang? Belum masuk mahkamah mah!

Kumar: Kalau dia baik punya orang, mana boleh kena tangkap masuk lokap? Saya tak tau ini negri sudah jadi apa???

So do I, Kumar!