keluhan rakyat

Kumar came to my house to tend to my garden with a sombre face.

He told me that he has not been eating and sleeping for the past one week.

mama: Aiyo Kumar, why lar, got one week CNY holiday break, you cannot eat and sleep!!!

Kumar said he lost his lorry again, the second one in 2 months.

mama: You tadda report polis?

Kumar: Adda, itu polis cakap saya punya lori gerenti sudah sampai FELDA. Sana ada banyak lori curi!

Kumar asked the policeman, if they knew there are stolen lorries there why don't they go and investigate.

Kumar: Itu polis cakap, kalau diorang pegi tangkap pencuri masuk lokap, silap hari polis pulak kena salah!

Kakak tau itu Kug*n punya kes kah? Saya banyak suka dia mati, ada sikit kurang kes kreta curi! Skarang sudah terbalik, jahat punya orang jadi hero, banyak mentri pegi dia punya rumah kasi support!

mama: mana you tau dia jahat punya orang? Belum masuk mahkamah mah!

Kumar: Kalau dia baik punya orang, mana boleh kena tangkap masuk lokap? Saya tak tau ini negri sudah jadi apa???

So do I, Kumar!