Monday, April 03, 2006

Ikram's woes

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Ikram bit the tip of his tongue, on the left side of his mouth.
He showed the poor crushed thing to us.
His younger brother Imran said he looked like someone suffering from AIDS.
Imran saw a picture of an AIDS sufferer with a tongue looking like that being shown by the counsellor at his school.

Ikram: How in the world do I get AIDS?. I don't share needles (not that I need to use one) and I've never had sex , what more a random one!...
And I'm certain that my mother did not have AIDS when I was born, otherwise, she will not be driving us around anymore, today!

Ikram is the greedy one. He eats a lot and can't blame him for gobbling hurriedly on his food when he has so little time to eat in-between school and tuition classes.

And with an injured tongue, he still wanted to have waffles with ice-cream at A&W located at the Ikano Power Centre.
Once there, Ikram made a gesture to go to the comic shop since he tried not to talk due to the pain.

Imran noticed his agony and said: Abang, orang tu tengok kita and kata ' kesian budak tu, dah lah hudoh, bisu pulak! Tapi nasib baik adik dia hensem'.....

Ikram was so annoyed and gave the brother one swing of the arm.
Imran: Adoi, sakitlah, ba**, bod***..........

I wanted to tell Imran that it was his fault in the first place, but, reprimanded Ikram that his TaeKwonDo expertise is never to be used to incapacitate anyone including his brother.
Otherwise, I'll end up with 2 handicaps at Ikano Power Centre, enjoying the A&W root beer floats.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehehe, boys will be boys!

Anonymous said...

Ikram is so clever, he knows how AiDS transmitted. Pandai..

mama irma said...

mama rock, memang letih jaga 2 orang boys macam jaga 20 orang girls!!!!!
hot mama, they learn so much in school nowadays, that's why they can win any argument with us. BTW, what's in that tummy????

Anonymous said...

yikes, that baby's foot protruding from the tummy pic is *mighty scary*!!